Why do dormitories all smell the same? Why do they all have such crappy furniture? Why, when I briefly attended seminary, were the mattresses sheathed in plastic? Were they worried about bedwetters? I mean, sure, some of the guys were a little awkward, but bedwetting?
OK, maybe I’m thinking about it too much.
Anyway, the bed I slept in last night, though not plasticized, had noisy springs. So noisy, in fact, that every time I rolled over the squeaking and creaking woke me up.
I should’ve sprung for a hotel room.
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